New Age Bullshit Generator

 I came across this website a while ago and it's a bit ridiculous, which I feel right now, so here it is for you also. 

The guy that put together this website did it to point out how easily people get fooled by the language of most New Age philosophies that try to skip past rational thought. He wanted to encourage skepticism, so people don't fall for fakes, but he doesn't actually hate the whole New Age style. He just hates the fakes, and wants us to think more on the things we profess or want to believe in. 

There is a button on the top of the page that lets you generate some bullshit. I hit the button and took some screenshots of it. That's below. It feels like someone who was stoned wrote it up...so probably not too far off what a fake would say. 

If you want to read some for yourself, the website is here: sebpearce.com/bullshit/

They don't have options for what kind of bullshit you want to read, but it can sometimes come up with hilarious things. I mean, 'The totality is calling you via electrical impulses'? Really? That's...not bad, but it should be. The writer in me objects to some of the capitalization (or lack thereof), but I'm a bit impressed by it. Add in a passionate voice and you'd probably get a few believers. 

I hope you find this website as fun as I do and maybe read a part or two, or the reviews at the bottom. Let me know if you come across anything particularly good or bad.